Haha, I love sparkledog parodies (I don't mind sparkledogs...but these are always funny)!
Hmm...I always wondered about sparkledogs...Wouldn't the writing be backwards on the other side? I mean, they're ALWAYS symmetrical (though I suppose that's just to simplify their already nerve-wracking designs) so that would make the writing backwards. I think I have found a flaw in sparkledog logic!
You'll be glad to know that my stupidometer-the patent is mine so don't even THINK about ripping me off- gives this creature a 1.5 on the absurdity scale, a 9.5 on the believability meter, and even added a little comment of its own: